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Hedge Clippings | Friday 20 May, 2019
Monday Hedge Clippings - Better late than never!
Hedge Clippings was missing in action for last Friday's edition; maybe we had a premonition that any predictions might put the kybosh on the Sco-Mo Miracle. However, we did feel some-what vindicated when reminded of the poem included in Hedge Clippings on 23rd March, 2018 - almost 14 months ago. While there were other factors in the Liberal's success over the weekend, there's no doubt that Shorten's plan of taxing franking credits, and Bowen's encouragement to those who didn't like the plan to vote against it, cost the labour party dearly.
So, as requested by one eagle eyed recipient, we have reproduced our now prescient poem below:
Wee Willie Short-One was looking for a plan,
to soak the rich and famous and so help the common man;
With an election 'round the corner, it's a chance he couldn't miss,
He tried it with his Mediscare, it might just work with this:
"I know!" he says to Albo, (who's breathing down his neck),
"What about the pensioners, they're fair game - what the heck!
Best of all I'm sure they're Libs, so wouldn't vote for us,
We'll call it taxing millionaires, that'll not cause so much fuss."
No matter that they worked for years to put some funds away,
or started up a super fund just for that rainy day.
"Look at all the franking credits they're getting back in cash -
They'll whinge a bit, poor old folk, but few teeth left to gnash."
"But best of all OUR super's safe, indexed and inflation free,
Fifteen percent and guaranteed, it won't hurt you and me.
If it works I'll get a pension, gold pass, driver and a car,
But only if I make PM - if I can only get that far…"
But Willie's got his facts wrong, as pollies often do,
Didn't understand the people his franking tax will screw,
There's lots of labour voters who he forgot to note,
Have also put some shares away - and bloody hell! they'll vote!
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